SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya
Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho.
SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki
Aapne kayi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai.
Ab Banao....
hahahaha
Faduu joke
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Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha.
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta mano wo kuch nahin janta.
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha.
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Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya. Usne Dost se puchha "Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde. Main nahin bataunga..
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Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE thok Do Baki log dobara padho
Boyfrnd: me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?
Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!
Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!! Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!! Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call Kab Karu...??
Gf Jab Tum Chaho...
Ek bhikari Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
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Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
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Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware..
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
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Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske
katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho..
5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur
1 Teacher Helicopter Ki
Rassi Se Latke The.
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Pilot Ne Kaha,
Wajan Jyada Hai Koi 1 Aadmi
Rassi Chor De,
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Teacher Bola Ye Kurbani
Main Dunga..
Taliyan Bajaiye,
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Aur Sare Doctors aur Engineers Taali Bajane Lage Aur Wajan
Kam Ho Gaya..
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Moral Of The Story:
"Chahe Doctor Ban Jao Ya Engineer,
Par Guru Hamesa Guru Hi Hota Hai
Thoko Like Apne Teachers Ke Liye
Father: What happened to your results ?
Son: Our Teacher told me that I have to sit in the same class for one more year.
Father: Doesn’t matter if you sit for 2 or 3 years in the same class but you must NOT FAIL in the exams.
Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.
They were just talking among themselves when
Rabri said: 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy.
So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy.
Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.'
Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy.
Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai
Bacche kaese hote hain ?
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Ladki : Chup !
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Ladka : Bataona plzz.
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Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna.
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Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.
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moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain
Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
Days before an exam ...
Day1:" Exam k liye itni chuttiyaan.. haha..... aaram se ho jayega..
Day2:"abhi toh 6 din pade haiyaar!
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Day3:" aaj toh yaar uske ghar jana tha...yahan
jana tha vahan jana tha.. kal padhunga..!!
Day4:" aaj padhunga.. raat poori raat...10 baje off to sleep..kal se pakka..!!
Day5:" bhai syllabus bata, basitna sa., mai yu hi tension le ra hun...
Day 6:" kya padhu kuch samajh nahi aa rha.. ye karta hun.. nahi ye karta hun..
ye.. vo.. ye.. vo.."
ghanta padhu ab.."
Day7:" abey tune kitna kar liya..
kuch bhi nai bhai tune kitna.. abey lagi padi hai..
bhai paper ka jugaaad kar lo kahi se, kaise bhi.. kar lo bhai bol rha hun..
"ON EXAMINATION DAY"
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"kaash ek din aur mil jata..
faad deta paper.
Ladka & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
ladka to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
ladka : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice neckless
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Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA:))
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Ladka: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi ho
Hahahhaha guys thoko like and share
Smart hone ki sabse badi problem...
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to pehle se hi girl friend hogi
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Unko kya pata isi vajah se aaj tak single hu mai
